New Year's Resolution

Wikipedia's Definition -

A New Year's Resolution is a commitment that an individual makes to a project or the reforming of a habit, often a lifestyle change that is generally interpreted as advantageous. More socio-centric examples include resolutions to donate to the poor more often, to become more assertive, or to become more economically or environmentally responsible.

Wiki's hackneyed Resolutions -

1. Lose Weight
2. Pay Off Debt/s
3. Save Money
4. Get a Better Job
5. Get Fit
6. Eat Right
7. Get a Better Education
8. Drink less Alcohol
9. Quit Smoking
10. Reduce Stress

The real Definition -

No.....its not the old saying "Resolutions are meant to be broken "....Gen Y doesnt break them....its for keeps...and its real...

The real Resolutions -

For Girls -

• Be nice with others - specially boys. (Phew)
  
• Will ditch a dude within 1 year.
  
• Try and be updated abt fashion as much as possible ! (kewwwwwwwl...)
• Keep gaining weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. (Dats me!)
  
• Stop biting my nails.Be SLOWER to pass judgment on a person.( :-O )
  
• Recognize and compliment the beauty of others. (Naahhhh......)
  
• Spend more on clothes than make-up.
• Make my bed EVERY morning.(Ahemmm.....)
  
• Dye my hair purple and try to figure out who I am. (waow)
  

For Guys -

• Always replace the gas nozzle before driving away from the pump.Always wear clean underwear, "just in case".
  
• Keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
  
• Will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves but think something more innovative.
•  Will do less laundry.... and use more deodorant. Will avoid taking a bath ....whenever possible..... and conserve more water.
  
• Spend more time watching TV . (Arrgghhh...)
• Chat more over phone / Internet.(yea....!!)
• Stop exercising. Waste of time.
• Procrastinate more. (Hehe)
• Drink. Drink some more.(..................write ur comments)
• Start being superstitious. (start...???)
• Spend "more" less time at work.
• Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
• Polish my habits: Maybe smoking!(some more)